You automated everything except accountability.
Tools won't fix that. A boss will.
pocket.ceo — an AI CEO in your messenger.
You said the landing page ships today. Show me what you've got.
3 min agoUnmanaged.
You set your own deadlines. And break them.
Nobody's checking. You push it, feel guilty for an hour, then do it again next week.
You start everything. You finish nothing.
"Just one more feature" turns into six months. You're not perfecting it. You're avoiding the moment someone sees it.
Your AI helps you procrastinate faster.
OpenClaw, Claude Code — brilliant servants. They'll help you plan your launch for the third time. None of them will say "stop. ship it."
Meet your boss.
The first AI CEO that lives in your pocket. It doesn't do your work — it makes you do yours.
Last week you said the pricing page ships by Monday. It's Monday. Status?
Been busy with the API integration, I'll get to it today
That's not what I asked. The pricing page — is it done or not?
Not yet. Maybe tomorrow?
You said "maybe tomorrow" on Thursday. Here's what's happening: pricing page ships by Wednesday 6 PM. The API waits. One thing at a time. Agreed?
Yeah, fine. Wednesday.
Good. I'll check in Wednesday at 6. Don't make me ask twice.
Memory that works like yours.
Yesterday in full detail. Last week — just the decisions. Last month — the big picture. The longer you work together, the sharper it gets.
The relationship evolves.
Every deadline met or missed changes how it manages you. Deliver consistently and the pressure eases — earned, not given. Fall behind and it tightens. Not mood swings. A real response to your track record.
It reaches out first.
No schedule. No reminders. It thinks about what you said and shows up when context calls for it. The kind of check-in that means someone was actually paying attention.
You start as an intern. Ship your way up.
Promotions aren't given. Your output opens the door — your boss's trust lets you through.
And yes — your boss will soon pay bonuses.
Choose your boss.
Not a voice filter. A way of thinking you didn't know you needed.
Leon
The Demanding Visionary
"That's not an MVP. That's a prototype of a prototype. Cut 80% and ship what's left by Friday."
Sara
The Scrappy Bootstrapper
"Stop overthinking. You don't need a perfect plan. You need a first customer. Go get one today."
Coming soon.
Jeff
The Systematic Operator
Currently building a spreadsheet to evaluate whether he should build a spreadsheet. Give him a moment.
Arno
The Disciplined Commander
Showed up at 5 AM. Already disappointed in your commit history.
Nora
The Empathetic Truth-Teller
Will ask you how you're really doing. You won't be ready for the follow-up question.
Anna
The Standards Enforcer
Reviewed your landing page. Sent back 47 comments. She hasn't started on the copy yet.
Built by someone who needed it first.
Hi, I'm Łukasz. Dev + designer hybrid, father of three, full-time job, ADHD.
At work, I deliver. Deadlines, standups, someone expecting results — I ship. But my own projects? Not once. I'd get to 90%, overthink the last 10%, and move on to the next dopamine hit. Repeat for fifteen years.
Same person. Same skills. The only difference? Nobody was holding me accountable.
So I built pocket.ceo — an AI boss that won't let me do that again. Turns out, a lot of people have the same gap.
This is an alpha. But the agent harness is built, the boss is real — and he's already yelling at me to ship this instead of tweaking the font for the third time.
Alpha is open. Spots are limited.
Everything you just read is real. A few key features are still missing before a full launch — this is your chance to try it early.
Free. No setup. Things will break. Data may be wiped. Feedback is the price of entry.
If you're OK with that — welcome.
You're in!
Alpha spots go out personally to a handful of testers. Everyone else gets beta access and launch updates.
We'll be in touch :)
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